Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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