Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I want a musical about memes.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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