I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My bed smells like the plague
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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