Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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