Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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