Porn is love you can see.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
