Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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