I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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