It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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