Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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