You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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