I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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