The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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