i permit you to call me
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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