Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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