I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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