Whod you bang
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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