Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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