So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We left the knife in your bed.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My bed smells like the plague
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