I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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