We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you win again, gameday.
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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