First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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