On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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