its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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