Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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