Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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