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If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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