So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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