thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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