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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It was confusing and full of hummus
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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