who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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