Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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