He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Two words: blizzard sex
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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