No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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