I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you would pick up someone in the library
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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