Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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