it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize