I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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