Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I just googled if crying burns calories
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
