Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you traded sex for a burrito?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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