I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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