he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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