It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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