Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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