I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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