New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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