If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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