so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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