Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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