weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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