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Puke
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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