9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I have post one night stand depression
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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