whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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