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• (310): View more from California

  So how was last night?

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  Let's just say I danced with the devil

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  Huh?

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  I'm going to Hell for sure

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  yea ive hooked up with like half those guys

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  and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again

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• (206): View more from Washington

  And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.

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• (408): View more from California

  my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms

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• (914): View more from New York

  these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.

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