Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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