I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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