Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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